JB gets the nod

In a move that didn't suprise too many hollywood insiders, the Oscar nominations were announced today and as expected JB got the nod for his role in "Inglorious Bunnies", the Carrotino film.
Nominated in the best supporting bunny in a non-carrot based role JB is expected to easily walk away with the oscar in 30 days time.
This is the first time that a single person could get both an oscar and a grammy in the same year - JB got best single of the year for his duet with Bunnyonce titled "All the Single Bunnies".
In a further developement, there were no nominations for Biff or Arnold for "this is not it", which was released to Bear-Ray this week.

Hope for JB Telethon

In a press conference from Los Angeles CA, superstars Bunny Pitt and Carrot Clooney reported that as a result of last week's Hope for JB Telethon, a grand total of $59 was raised.
"Everyone gave so freely, both us superstars and you nobody's. After kickbacks, greasing of palms and payoffs to local teamsters 45, we estimate 27 cents will actually go to JB relief. He has been asking for some Haemorrhoid cream and we hope to be able to come through on this one."

In an unrelated story $59 was reported missing from Steveo's wallet.

25th Anniversary revelation..

On the 25th anniversary of the we are the world recording, archive footage has just been released of the entire cast, that clearly shows JB on the right hand side in the front row.
There was a massive cover up to keep Jb out, Springsteen said it's me or that Bunny, but not both of us.
Quincy Jones according to sources was under a lot of pressure and photoshopped JB out, but is happy now that the truth is out. "It was one of the biggest mistakes of my professional career, but JB did a great solo back in 85, and I am glad that he will be a part of the remake".
According to well placed sources JB will be the only member of the original cast to sing in both versions.