In a press conference from Los Angeles CA, superstars Bunny Pitt and Carrot Clooney reported that as a result of last week's Hope for JB Telethon, a grand total of $59 was raised.
"Everyone gave so freely, both us superstars and you nobody's. After kickbacks, greasing of palms and payoffs to local teamsters 45, we estimate 27 cents will actually go to JB relief. He has been asking for some Haemorrhoid cream and we hope to be able to come through on this one."
In an unrelated story $59 was reported missing from Steveo's wallet.
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