Does care package arrive in time?

Witnesses say that when one of the cd's contained in the latest care package, The Friendly Fires, was played, they saw Jb's right paw tap to the music. Other vital signs were unchanged, but "I saw the right paw move, I saw it", said an emotional Mr. Squirrel.

In an unrelated story President Shelley has said there will be no bunnycare on my watch. "Those freeloaders will just have to get a job with health insurance like the rest of us". An aide was seen whispering to Shelley that he his got bunny insurance even when he had no official job, courtesy of the JB Bunnycare for all foundation.

Carrot Transfusion

Jb in an act of desperation consulted mr.duck, who after another series of tests immediately put Jb on an IV of carrot juice.
"2003 was a great year for carrot juice so we put jb on a vintage carrot juice from 03".
Jb who hadn't been heard from in days was rumoured to have said "I can see why they say he is a quack, but you can't argue with his results". Mr Duck celebrity doctor to the stars is credited with getting kirsty alley down to only a single bucket of kfc per day, "no mean feat".

In an unrelated story, it is rumored that JB hasn't trimmed his carrot whiskers in days, "he's gone howard hughes on us', close sources tell us.

In another unrelated story, shares in carrot juice maker V8 plummeted after rumors that Shelley intends to cancel the 'carrot juice for toddlers program' that runs in all public schools. Shelley is quoted as saying "it isn't, got carrot juice, it's got milk people"

In celebrity news, Conan O'brien has applied to be chief of staff in the Shelley administration. "I've always liked his ideas, particularly taking out all those carrot lobbyists; this is something I need to part of." When questioned that there are rumours that JB maybe back soon, Coco said "if i can last longer than I did at nbc, that's all I care about".

End of an Era

President Shelley announced a number of changes that he hopes will erase JB from the history books. These include:

• Removal of the statue of JB on mount Bunnymore (image shown on left)
  
• Removal of JB's image from the back of the $1000 bill
• Renaming of this blog to Shelley's blog.

In an unrelated story JB is taking the tabloid show TMZ to court over pictures it published of a thermometer up his butt. Bunny Physician, Felix, was unreachable for comment.

What's next

That's what loyal JB supporters are asking in light of president Shelley's decision to remove all 50 carrots from the bunny flag. The carrots were replaced with stars, which noone we spoke to could understand, "what's with the dammed stars".
It is also understood that the blue house is being renamed to the whitehouse, another suprise move, that has infuriated many."There aint no white people in there, so what's with that".

Shelley stamps his mark on the bunny presidency

In a move that will undoubtedly cause massive stirrings with JB supporters, Shelley has decreed an end to the following:

• Carrot awareness week
• Carrot history month
• Federal funding for research into glow in the dark carrots
• Declaring all carrot lobyists as enemies of the state

In an unrelated note: May 22 is now a national holiday

Shelley takes oath of office

As the impact of bunny flu reaches monumental proportions, Shelley is sworn in as Bunny President. In an uncustomary slip during the inauguration, and a reflection on how nervous he was, Shelley promised to "love, honor and obey", before Chief Justice R Coon reminded him that he was not getting married or obtaining a driver's licence for that matter, but was to take the highest office. Shelley visibly shaken got right back on track and was sworn in at 12:10 EST. Shelley's first decree was to cancel carrot day scheduled for monday.

Still Sick

Even though it is touch and go whether JB (I always refer to myself in the 3rd person) pulls through we ( I often refer to myself with the "Royal we") were heartened by the notes of concern by well wishers. One well wisher who shall remain nameless almost called but instead fell asleep on the couch.
Jb was at the bunny doctor's today - "it was mayhem in there"...

JB sick - nation holds it breath...

In an unusual event, the blue house has posted details of how sick JB is. Again continuing the unusual, Shelley has been given the codes to the location of the underground carrot patches. Shelly says that he will take over if necessary, but prays that it doesn't come to that. Bunny physician, Felix, says that JB is suffering from an acute strain of bunny flu.

Welcome to my new blog

Just needed a vehicle for people to know what was happening. Thanks to technology czar for putting this together

Bunny care is just around the corner

In this day of people not being able to see their favorite bunny physician, I wanted to let everyone know that bunny care is coming and everyone will be able to see a bunny doctor. But if you ate more carrots you wouldn't need to go to the doctor, but that's for another day....