Shelley stamps his mark on the bunny presidency

In a move that will undoubtedly cause massive stirrings with JB supporters, Shelley has decreed an end to the following:

• Carrot awareness week
• Carrot history month
• Federal funding for research into glow in the dark carrots
• Declaring all carrot lobyists as enemies of the state

In an unrelated note: May 22 is now a national holiday