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Sunday, January 31, 2010

Does care package arrive in time?

Witnesses say that when one of the cd's contained in the latest care package, The Friendly Fires, was played, they saw Jb's right paw tap to the music. Other vital signs were unchanged, but "I saw the right paw move, I saw it", said an emotional Mr. Squirrel.

In an unrelated story President Shelley has said there will be no bunnycare on my watch. "Those freeloaders will just have to get a job with health insurance like the rest of us". An aide was seen whispering to Shelley that he his got bunny insurance even when he had no official job, courtesy of the JB Bunnycare for all foundation.

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